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THE VARIORUM FELLINI

By RJ Buffalo

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So much has been written about Federico Fellini and his films, and so much of what has been written is quite good. But there’s one aspect of Fellini’s work about which all the books avoid going into detail.

Have you ever been surprised on a second viewing of a movie to find that it was significantly different from what you remembered? Memory is a malleable thing. We remember things differently from the reality, differently from the way others remember them. We even remember events that never happened at all. And, as has been demonstrated repeatedly, it is easy for one person to cause another person to remember events that never happened, or to misremember them, or not to remember things that did happen. (Past-life regressionists, pseudo-shrinks who dredge up your “repressed memories,” journalists, and politicians deliberately do this to us all the time.)

It’s even more surprising, though, to discover, on a third viewing of a movie, that our memories were not tricking us after all, that we had in fact seen two noticeably different versions of the same film! I, for one, have had the gratification to prove this on at least a few occasions, when I would collect different versions of the same film on video. A few years ago I even had the pleasure of showing a small gathering of Buster Keaton fans two remarkably different versions of a scene from a Keaton short film, back to back so that there would be no question in anyone’s mind.

Federico Fellini is one of my favorite filmmakers, and I make it a point to see his films on the big screen at every opportunity. And, of course, I’ve seen differences. The differences are less dramatic than they are with many other films. I never see different camera angles or different takes, I never hear different dialogue or different music, but I do see different cuts, differing lab work, different language choices.

Let’s start with a quote from the book of interviews by Charlotte Chandler entitled I, Fellini (NY: Random House, 1995, p 112):

One reason I never want to see my films after I’ve completed them is they exist in my memory as I shot them, with all the footage I wanted to include. In my memory, my films exist in a different running time than the exhibitor’s version. Many times, I had to cut fast, under duress by the producer, who always wanted less, to save money. If I were to see my films as the audiences are seeing them in theaters around the world, I would be sitting there and saying, “Where is the scene about this?” and “Where is the scene about that?” and I would feel destroyed for the sake of my poor creature, as it has been destroyed. When the film is complete, I must cut the bond. Or I must try to.

In April 2004 filmmaker Nico B flew me to Rome to interview Tinto Brass. It was the most insane journey of my life, as I could not take time off from my regular job and had to make the trip over the Easter weekend. Almost as soon as I landed in Rome I had to fly back. Tinto and his wife Tinta were wonderful hosts for the two or three hours that I was at their house (though because of my fatigue and stress I fear I was a rather scatterbrained guest), and one of the first things Tinto said in the videotaped interview was that he and Fellini would commiserate about the cuts that their distributors demanded, especially for the releases outside of Italy. Fellini would say to Tinto something like, “What can we do? If we don’t agree to the cuts, they don’t release the films. So we have to agree. There’s nothing we can do.” (Tinto also said, in no uncertain terms: Fellini was the BEST Italian filmmaker — EVER! I hope that some day Nico gives me a video copy of that interview and allows me to transcribe and publish it. Sigh....)

So let’s go through the films, one by one. I’ll provide what little technical information I know, and I’ll note the differences that I remember. I’m certain that there’s much more to be unearthed. Please write to me with any additions or corrections. Thanks!

All of Fellini’s films originally had intermissions, which are almost always deleted now. This is sad. Very sad. The intermissions were strategically placed, and even written into the scripts! For instance, in Le notti di Cabiria the intermission came after the cripple who had not been healed after all discarded his crutches and then collapsed onto the floor. The modern prints cut this short and dissolve into the first scene of the second half. And that ruins the dramatic impact terribly.

I know of only one version each of the first few films. The most interesting differences are with some of the later films: 8 ½, Spirits of the Dead, Roma, and Casanova.


The DVD The poster

LUCI DEL VARIETÀ / VARIETY LIGHTS
(1950)

I have seen only one version of this film, once on VHS and once in 35mm. They seemed to be identical. I must see it again, because I didn’t recognize Vittorio Caprioli or Alberto Lattuada. The film was shot with the Academy 1:1.375 aperture. So if your local cinema runs it in widescreen (lopping off the top or bottom — or both), complain loudly. Demand your money back. Protest. Picket.


The DVD The poster

LO SCEICCO BIANCO / THE WHITE SHEIK
(1952)

Again, I’ve seen this only twice, on VHS and in 35mm, and the two copies seemed identical. This is the most lightweight of all Fellini films, but it’s still well worth watching for the great Alberto Sordi. Again, it’s Academy 1:1.375, so make life miserable for anyone who runs it in widescreen, as almost every cinema in the world will now do....


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I VITELLONI / THE YOUNG AND THE PASSIONATE / THE SPIVS
(1953)

I hated this when I saw it in a miserable-looking VHS, but I loved it when I saw a crisp brand-new 35mm print lovingly made by caring lab workers. There must be an English-language dub floating around somewhere, but I don’t know where. The title I vitelloni, as an Italian friend explained to me, literally translates as The Veals, a slang expression used as an equivalent to the English expression The Good-for-Nothings. Again, Academy 1:1.375, and don’t tolerate any dippy drippy cinema manager who tries to justify running this in widescreen.


The Italian VHS, no English subtitles (PAL system, which will not play on US/Canadian equipment) The new DVD of the Italian version with optional English subtitles. (Region-2 PAL, which will not play on most US/Canadian equipment.) The poster

AMORE IN CITTÀ / LOVE IN THE CITY
(1953)

There are at least two versions of this, but I’ve only seen one, and only once: the American version, with English-language main titles and an American narrating between the episodes. Other than that the film was in Italian with subtitles. Academy 1:1.375. I think this was the only Fellini film unreleased on DVD — until now! It was finally released on 25 October 2006!


The DVD The poster

LA STRADA / THE ROAD
(1954)

Two versions! But not radically different. The film was written in Italian and originally recorded in Italian, but the two male leads, Anthony Quinn and Richard Basehart, spoke English on camera. And, to make their lives easier, Giulietta Masina also spoke English on camera at times. The Italian dubbing was exquisite. Whoever dubbed Anthony Quinn sounded quite like him, and matched the lip movements so well that it would be difficult to guess that he was really mouthing English. Ditto for Richard Basehart. Giulietta Masina did her own voice, of course. In the English recording, which was not directed by Fellini, Quinn and Basehart did their own voices, but Geraldine Murphy dubbed Masina’s voice. Which is more authentic? I argue that they are equally authentic. Back in the days when the only available copies of the Italian version had Herman Weinberg’s minimalist subtitles, I couldn’t get through more than about three minutes. But now that the subtitles have been remade, the Italian version is a delight. Criterion released this on laserdisc and DVD with options for either soundtrack. The DVD version has an awful defect in the English soundtrack, which goes silent twice toward the beginning, and not just momentarily! Academy 1:1.375.

For me, the most interesting aspect of this film is that Fellini took the name of Anthony Quinn’s character, Zampanò, from circus performer Osiride Pevarello (or Peverello), who was using that stage name at the time. I can’t think of a performer anywhere in the world I would more want to meet than Osiride Pevarello.


The very short US DVD The poster The somewhat longer UK DVD

IL BIDONE / THE SWINDLE
(1955)

To quote Fellini (Charlotte Chandler, I, Fellini [New York: Random House, 1995], pp 110–111):

As it turned out, the whole picture was too ambiguous for audiences, according to my producer, who said I had to cut the original two-and-a-half-hour version, which did not make it less ambiguous. I was told it was necessary so it would have a better chance at the Venice Film Festival of that year. That was not an argument of consequence for me, but producers seem to love film festivals. Parties. Girls. When it was ignored there — worse than ignored — I was forced to cut it some more, down to 112 minutes, and then 104, finally even shorter for its belated American appearance.... Cutting Il bidone was a sad experience for me, and certainly hurt the film. I didn’t want to cut it. When I completed Il bidone, it was my film, the film I had made. Forced to cut more, I wasn’t certain at all about what to cut.... Whatever I had to cut, I knew I would have regrets. I had the “final cut” of my film, but it didn’t matter. Orson Welles told me later how he had felt about what was done to The Magnificent Ambersons. Sad. I thought it was such a great film; I didn’t realize what they had done. It is not imaginable what his film would have been if we could have seen it as he intended it to be.
A great many meaningful scenes were cut from Il bidone and, along with them, important strands of the story which develop the characters. I couldn’t save my favorite scenes because I had to concentrate on the story making sense after the loss of so much footage. One scene I tried to save, but couldn’t, was the one in which Iris, who has left Picasso, confronts Augusto, blaming him for her husband’s life of crime, and he defends himself with his own warped, but deeply ingrained, logic.
In this scene, Augusto encourages her to take her husband back. Once he has his freedom, he warns her, Picasso won’t be coming back to her and their child, because “freedom is too beautiful.” His theory is that Iris wouldn’t have left Picasso, even though he was supporting her in a dishonest way, if he’d been more successful. He tells her that a man who has money has everything and a man who doesn’t have it is nothing. As he extols the beauty of money, Iris stands up to him.
Originally, this was a key scene, but as I cut the film, this scene along with others disappeared. Story lines and character development ended abruptly without explanation, creating in the minds of some critics a deliberate stylistic intention that never existed. Professionally, I knew I would be unable to face the finished Il bidone. Personally, it was hard for me to cut so much of Giulietta’s fine performance. She was so good, especially in the parts I cut. I hoped she would be understanding, because she is my wife. But she was not understanding, because she is also an actress....
On top of the cuts, we must remember that two of the leads, Broderick Crawford and Richard Basehart, spoke English on camera, and almost certainly dubbed themselves for the English version. I’ve never been able to locate a copy of this. Academy 1:1.375.


The DVD The French poster

LE NOTTI DI CABIRIA / THE NIGHTS OF CABIRIA
(1957)

The man-with-the-sack episode was long missing, since the church censor demanded that it be cut, and since producer Dino De Laurentiis, to get Fellini to give up on it, claimed that it had been destroyed. Fellini suspected that he was not telling the truth, but let it go. When it came time to make A Director’s Notebook, Fellini asked De Laurentiis once again, and the producer let him use the footage in the new film. It’s a marvelous, magical little sequence. And the man with the sack is played by Dottor Leo Catozzo, famous film editor who worked on this and some of Fellini’s other films — and who also invented the best tape splicer of all. (Get the most expensive model, the Academy-eight-perf guillotine splicer with variable pitch from a company called Ciro. The B&H-perf and CS-perf models only accept five-perf tape, unfortunately. The cheaper models are, sadly, the worst splicers on the market, and I don’t think they carry Catozzo’s name on the bottom.) Anyway, back to the matter at hand: A few years ago some kindly soul (I don’t know who) decided to put the man with the sack back into the film, and that’s how it appears on DVD and in the 35mm prints available from Cinecittà. Academy 1:1.375.


The US DVD The poster The Italian DVD
(PAL Region 2,
which won’t play
on most US
equipment)

LA DOLCE VITA / THE SWEET LIFE
(1959)

This was made in 1959, and some sources say it was released in that year, while other sources say it was released in 1960. If you can settle this issue once and for all, please write to me. Also, some Italians say that the popular expression “la dolce vita” derives from this film. Other Italians say that the title of the film derived from the popular expression, which had come into vogue to describe the new wealth in Italy’s controlled economy. I strongly suspect that the latter is the case. Again, please write to me if you can settle this issue definitively.

Though La dolce vita created a scandalous controversy around the globe, I have never heard any stories about so much as a frame being deleted. Younger audiences (like me) don’t see anything at all scandalous. But an oldster once explained it to us. It was apparent that some of the characters in the story had sex outside of marriage and were nonchalant about it. As a result of that portrayal, Italy became a tourist hot spot for all the overly hormoned youth who were desperate for adventures. Most returned bitterly disappointed.

A year or two after the international release of La dolce vita came the English dub. When we ran this film in Buffalo a few years ago (sorry about the focus; I didn’t know until too late that the anamorphic lens had gotten knocked out of alignment and there was simply no quick fix for that once we were on screen) it contained some replacement footage at the beginning of a reel, just a few seconds during the scene with Marcello trying to type at the beach house. And the replacement footage was from the English dub!

The original Italian credits were white letters on a black background. When Joe Levine released the subtitled film in the US he reshot the titles as white letters over a background of clouds. The current DVD from Koch-Lorber inexplicably has the opening titles for the English dub, which are white letters against a black background. The DVD packaging claims that it offers the English dub as an option, but when you switch to that option you get the commentary track instead.

Fellini shot hundreds of hours of film, but less than three of those hours made it to the screen. I wonder what happened to the rest of the footage. Have you heard the claims that Franco Rossellini played a character referred to as The Beautiful Horseman? For the longest time I had trouble believing that, but lo and behold, there he was, and I had seen him along.


There he is, in riding gear, seated on the arm of the sofa.

And there he is again, out of focus in the background, on the very left. Isn’t this exciting?

Never able to stop smoking. Killed him in the end, you know.

Once upon a time I saw some clips from the original Italian release, with the English sequences subtitled into large bold Italian italics.

This was Fellini’s first widescreen film, shot in the anamorphic process, 1:2.39. So when you get a video that shows significantly less width, sue the merchant who sold it to you.


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BOCCACCIO 70
(1962)

This was the first example of Fellini’s new dream-like style. Apparently he had just read some Jung and found the experience liberating. So he liberated his films. This was also his first film in color. And this was also his comical response to the hostile reactions to La dolce vita.

Until recently Boccaccio 70 was quite rarely shown in the US. It was briefly available, in the 1970s I think, on VHS on the Magnetic Video label, in a full-screen crop. The few people who know of this film know that it contained four episodes when it was shown in Italy: one by Mario Monicelli, one by Fellini, one by Luchino Visconti, and one by Vittorio de Sica, each running slightly less than an hour. And as the few people who know of this film know, Monicelli’s episode was deleted for the export editions. But not many people know that there were even more alterations. The English-language releases had animated titles that were quite obviously created in Joseph Levine’s studio, and that obviously replaced more complete Italian title sequences. The US version was dubbed into English, and I don’t know if there was a subtitled version available. But a viewing of the Italian print revealed even more: The opening credits of each sequence were far more elaborate than we could have imagined! And the music was predictably different — and better. And there was an extra scene in Fellini’s episode: After Mazuolo murders the billboard, pallbearers carry up a gigantic casket and celebrate the death! Why on earth was that cut out?

But there was even more. The full Italian version was just released on DVD by NoShame Films in a beautiful transfer (but clutzy and incomplete subtitles), and the program notes startlingly state that Fellini’s original cut of his episode was over 80 minutes long! Where did that longer version go? (One of the cuts is obvious in the film as it now stands. After the giant Anita disappears we see the real-sized Anita’s shadow start to come in around the corner. But then, partly to shorten the film and partly to match the previous disappearance, there is a jump cut so that she suddenly reappears on the street. Watch closely!) What’s more, when producer Carlo Ponti claimed he deleted Monicelli’s episode because the film was too long, Fellini, Visconti, and de Sica all offered to trim their own episodes to make way for the restoration of Monicelli’s!

Well, what are the other differences? Anita Ekberg switched back and forth between English and Italian, and in the Italian version that’s exactly what happens, except that in the dubbing some of her English lines were dubbed into Italian (and vice versa?). In the English version she speaks English exclusively. Interesting note: two of the boy scouts who get prizes are named Rodolfo Sonego (a famous screenwriter) and Otello Martelli (Fellini’s cinematographer). 1:1.85. Yes, the DVD packaging insists that it’s 1:1.66, but I insist that the packaging is dead wrong. The film was shot at 1:1.85 and the DVD retains that 1:1.85 image. So there. If you switch to the English track, you’ll see that it goes to Italian for the funeral scene. The English track to that scene must have been recorded. Where did it go?


       
The DVD The poster A documentary on
the lost original ending
(PAL system. Won’t play
properly on most US
equipment.)

8 ½
(1963)

This one drives me crazy. It’s one of Fellini’s best, undeniably. It’s hilarious. It’s dreamy. It’s dreamlike. It’s haunting. But it’s not what audiences originally saw. Okay boys and girls, raise your hands: How many of you had difficulty determining where the fantasy began and the reality ended? A ha. Almost everyone’s hand went up. (Mine didn’t.) Well, that was the producer’s complaint. He couldn’t tell which was which, and so he ordered a clarification. (I once heard a performer refer to such things as “Captioning for the f***ing stupid.”) So Fellini once bemoaned:

...the rotten color in 8 ½ which — perhaps it’s not well known — was stupidly decided by the production unit against my will, with the simple-minded idea of making it easier for the audience to understand the film by distinguishing dreams from reality (Giovanni Grazzini, ed, Federico Fellini: Comments on Film, tr by Joseph Henry. Fresno: The Press at the California State University, 1988, p 222).

Did you see any color when you saw 8 ½? Neither did I. Neither did anyone I know, in Italy or anywhere else. This is not the only interview in which Fellini complained about the fantasies being shot in color. Now, I knew about this claim from way back when, and so when I first saw the film on the big screen I watched carefully for any change in grain structure. There was none. All the footage was shot in black and white. So if anything actually was shot in color, what must have happened is that Fellini went back to the studio to reshoot the fantasies. And what must have happened is that subsequent releases, only to save money, reverted to Fellini’s original version which was entirely black and white. John Baxter, in his bio of Fellini, published a different version of the events. He claims that in the prints sent out to the Italian “provinces” (i.e., any place away from the major cities) the fantasies were merely tinted sepia. So what’s the truth?

Interestingly the film originally had a different ending. It was almost silent, with merely the sound of wind. On a train coach, Guido reconciles himself with all the people he has alienated. Only a few production stills survive. The footage is long gone, except for the sound track of the wind, which sound mixer Fausto Ancillai played for a recent documentary. Before the film was released, Fellini had to create a preview. Instead of using scenes he had already shot for the film, he brought back his entire cast and had them dance in a circle as a band played. Once he saw what he had created, he scrapped the original train ending and used the preview footage instead. You can see the production stills of the missing sequence in a supplement to the Criterion DVD edition. (Baxter claims that at the first public screening, both endings were shown and the audience members voted on which they preferred.)

I don’t think anyone has pointed this out before: For the first time in his directorial career, Fellini used direct sound! But only in the audition footage. Speaking of sound, it is with this film that Fellini completely mastered the art of sound. No one could ever approach Fellini in his use of sound. (It is absolutely untrue that Fellini shot his films silent. He always miked everything. But he used the direct sound only as a reference for the revoicing sessions. In only three films did he actually keep a little of the direct sound in the final edition.)

Believe it or not, there was an English dub. Ugh. Avoid it.

Osiride Pevarello was originally in this film, but he must have ended up as the face on the cutting-room floor. I’ve watched every character, even all the multitudinous characters in the background, hoping to catch a glimpse of him. No luck.

Once and for all, let’s settle the meaning of the title. Someone on the set simply counted the number of films Fellini had made. Luci del varietà counted as a half-film, because Fellini co-directed it. L’amore in città was another half-film, since Fellini had directed only one episode. Ditto for Boccaccio 70. So that’s only three half-films. Other than that, he directed six films, for a total of seven and a half. So this was to be his eighth-and-a-halfth film. Fellini thought that was funny and used it as the title. The Criterion DVD contains the entire 1:1.85 widescreen image. You won’t understand Woody Allen’s What’s New, Pussycat? unless you’ve first seen 8 ½.


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GIULIETTA DEGLI SPIRITI / JULIET OF THE SPIRITS
(1965)

Now who on earth would expect to see Valeska Gert in a Fellini film? Fun movie. Lou Gilbert (Professor Grandpa de Filippis) is a blast. Everyone else is crazy, and not in a good way. But, almost miraculously, this movie, though populated almost exclusively by irritating characters, is not at all irritating! This is when Fellini really learned how to use color. And he was better at it than probably anyone else. I couldn’t sit through the English dub, but I’d love to find a copy just for reference purposes. The print at the Eastman House is missing all the opening credits (and they were such great credits!) as well as the film’s only momentary flash of close-up nudity (the torso in the window), which I’m sure some projectionist decided to souvenir.

And here’s something that I don’t think anyone’s pointed out before: The opening of the film is done in the Tinto Brass style, with agitated camera movements and editing that reveals only enough of the action to give us an impression of what’s going on, along with realistic lighting that conceals more than it reveals. Fellini embellished that style by adding mirrors. A few years later Tinto borrowed that embellishment for his own films. Oh yes, and one of the maids also plays the maid in Luis Buñuel’s Le charme discret de la bourgeoisie. (Is her name Teresina or Elisabetta? There was a goof in the recording of the soundtrack, as the two maids kept switching names!)

The film was shot at 1:1.85. So the videos that correctly claim to be “approximately 1:1.66” are not giving you the full width. And there are apparently some older videos and 16mm prints that are full screen and crop even more. The Criterion DVD, which is beautiful in every other way, altered the credits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The credits were white lettering on a bright blue background. Some doofus at Criterion electronically changed the colors to yellow lettering on a black background! Why????????????????????????? Egad.


The Italian DVD
(PAL system,
which won’t play
properly on most
US equipment)
The French poster The British VHS
(PAL system,
which won’t play
at all on US equipment)
The US one-sheet poster What on earth is this
VHS release from
the UK?

TRE PASSI NEL DELIRIO / HISTOIRES EXTRAORDINAIRES /
SPIRITS OF THE DEAD / TALES OF MYSTERY AND IMAGINATION
(1968)

Oh is this fun! I mean, oooohhhh is this fun! When I was a younger cineaste, I heard several other young cineastes say that they absolutely hated Fellini, but that they made an exception for Spirits of the Dead, which they loved. Of course, when I pressed them, I learned that the only Fellini film they had ever seen was Spirits of the Dead. So why, I asked, did they hate Fellini, if they only film of his they had seen they liked? The response was the same: “He’s pretentious.” Oy vay. Well, at least I made converts out of them. And quickly.

I’ve seen so many versions of this film. It consists of three episodes, of which the first is by Roger Vadim. It was shot at 1:2.35 anormorphic, but was cropped to 1:1.85 for the release prints. There are two versions of this episode, sort of. One version was filmed entirely in French. Another version was basically the same, but some shots, where lip-reading was relatively easy, were re-done in English. Jane Fonda’s voice is heard in both the English and French versions, but Peter Fonda, who delivered his part in both French and English, was dubbed by a native actor for the French version. Perhaps his accent wasn’t perfect? I am convinced that the original French version had no narration. The English version was narrated by an uncredited Donald Sutherland. For the video versions, the video producer apparently hired some other English narrator to speak Sutherland’s lines in English over the French version, but it wasn’s quite the same, as the English had been translated into something else and then back into English again, resulting in some odd anomalies. For instance: “She ruled capriciously; day was night, or night day, according to her fancies.” The meaning is lost in the prepared-for-laserdisc version: “She ruled over it capriciously, both night and day, according to her whims.”

ORIGINAL DONALD SUTHERLAND VERSION: INAUTHENTIC LASERDISC VERSION:
At 22 years of age, Frédérique, Countess of Metzengerstein, became heir to a vast family fortune. Seldom had a noble of her country possessed an estate of such magnificence. She ruled capriciously; day was night, or night day, according to her fancies. That morning, haunted by the nightmare of the dawn, she decided to take her guests to the castle where she had spent her childhood. At the age of 22, Frédérique, Countess of Metzengerstein, inherited the entire family fortune. Rarely had a noble of this land come into such a legacy. She ruled over it capriciously, both night and day, according to her whims. That morning, still haunted by her dawn nightmares, she decided to take her guests to the castle where she had spent her childhood.

(By the way, don’t believe all the rumors about Hanoi Jane. While some of the rumors are undoubtedly true, the most horrific details and anecdotes, the ones that paint Jane Fonda as a war criminal, are absolutely FALSE. I breathed a great sigh of relief to learn this.)

The second episode, by Louis Malle, was also in French, but in the US and England it was released in an unimpressive English dub that kills the whole flavor of the piece. Fortunately, the laserdisc includes both soundtracks. This episode was shot at 1:1.66, but you’ll never see it that way. To fit with the other episodes, it is always cropped to 1:1.85, but whether or not it’s actually cropped that way on the print, I don’t know.

The Fellini episode was designed to have two authentic original versions (indicated below by the use of bold).
• FIRST ITALIAN VERSION: Toby speaks English (without subtitles), pretty much everyone else speaks Italian. Salvo Randone’s secretary hardly says anything.
• ITALIAN GENERAL-RELEASE VERSION: Same as above, except that Toby’s English voice-over at the opening is replaced with the voice of an anonymous Italian.
• ENGLISH VERSION: A few of the Italians, here and there, are sometimes dubbed into English. Salvo Randone’s secretary serves as the interpreter, and her translations are mixed over the Italians’ relentless jabber.
• US VERSION: Same as above, except that the Italian dialogue is subtitled, and a huge chunk of the awards ceremony is deleted.
• US TV VERSION: Same as the US version, except that nearly everyone is dubbed into English.
• US LASERDISC VERSION: The French dub is on the digital tracks, but the US half-English/half-Italian version is on the Analogue track. The missing sequence is annoyingly filled in with the French dub, which is a bit strange because the complete soundtrack for that sequence was easily available in both the UK and in Italy.

Incidentally, the woman who proposes marriage to Toby Dammit was obviously dubbed in the English versions. Well, she’s obviously dubbed in the Italian version too. The English version was clearly prepared first, for in the Italian you can hear a distinct sound edit after her first line of English dialogue, when she switches to Italian. This is especially noticeable because the actress who dubbed the English dialogue is not the same actress who dubbed the Italian dialogue! Fellini apparently didn’t write any of her dialogue until shooting had finished, and probably had her mutter random statements or sequences of numbers (as so often happens in his films).

I once had a miserably bad bootleg of the old US television version, with almost all the Italian dialogue was dubbed into English. I wish I had kept this, but it looked so bad that it was nearly unwatchable. So I recorded Nothing Sacred over it. I’d love to get another copy, but all copies seem to have vanished into thin air.

The English-language prints have a major blooper in the credits:

ITALIAN VERSION FRENCH VERSION ENGLISH VERSION
   

Illiterate oafs. If the distributors had not translated word-for-word from the French, but instead checked the original English source, they would have had the credit correctly read “freely adapted from Edgar Allen Poe’s story, ‘Never Bet the Devil Your Head.’” The US laserdisc (and DVD too, I think), solves this problem by using the French credit sequences.

The US print had an addition. At the beginning, just before the opening credits, an uncredited Vincent Price spoke the first verse of Edgar Allen Poe’s “Spirits of the Dead,” and at the end came the final verse of that same poem. This, of course, is included on the English tracks of the laserdisc.

As far as I can tell, this film was shot at 1:1.85, though I can’t be absolutely certain because I’ve never had an opportunity to examine a print myself.


A DIRECTOR’S NOTEBOOK / BLOCK-NOTES DI UN REGISTA
(1969)

This was Fellini’s first television film, commissioned by NBC-TV. Though funded by the Americans, it was shot entirely in Italy. The few subtitles are on large black placards that block out about a quarter of the screen, which is a bit annoying, and some Italian characters are obviously dubbed into English. Later this film was released in Italian cinemas, but I’ve never been able to find that version. I’m sure it’s different. If you know where I can get a video copy, please contact me. The edition on Criterion DVD, issued as a supplement to 8 ½, looks miserable. Looks like it was from a faded and slightly battered 16mm print that was not carefully made to begin with. But I guess it’s better than nothing.... Academy 1:1.375.

For the second time in his directorial career, Fellini used direct sound! But only in a few scenes, and not consistently.

Available on DVD as a supplement to Criterion’s edition of 8 ½


The DVD The poster Dyslexia

FELLINI-SATYRICON / FELLINI-SATYRICON
(1969)

If you’ve never seen a Fellini movie, don’t start with this one. Please. This is his most difficult and least accessible. A first viewing can probably qualify as torture under the Geneva Conventions. But after you’ve grown accustomed to Fellini’s imagination, this is a must-see. And a second viewing is refreshing, delightful, funny, moving, cathartic. You’ll even enjoy the dancing fish.

Though most of this movie was shot in 1969, the copyright date on the credits is wrongly given as 1968, which probably gave the producers and their staff attorneys some real Excedrin headaches. The correct title is simply Satyricon, but the correct title could never be used as another Satyricon had begun shooting just before Fellini entered production on his, and copyright feuds were settled with this modified title. (Hey. I just made the connection. Maybe that’s why the copyright on the credits is 1968 — just to give some teeth, or at least dentures, to the studio’s pleadings in court. Hmmmm.) This was Fellini’s second and last anamorphic film, 1:2.39. Oh please for the sake of your sanity don’t even bother to look at the pan-and-scan version that was once available in 16mm and shown on cable TV. The visuals are busy, and in many sequences two completely different things are happening on each half of the screen. In the pan-and-scan version you’ll see only one of those two things.

Not only are the visuals astounding; so is the English dialogue. Yes, the English dialogue. Okay. I know. The script was written in Italian, half of the actors spoke Italian on camera, the original dubbing sessions were in Italian, and the film premièred in the US at Madison Square Garden in the Italian version with English subtitles. But that’s not the whole story. Half of the actors were Brits and Yanks who couldn’t speak Italian, and so they were given English lines — in blank verse! Their dialogue, and the dialogue for all the English dubbing, was evidently written by a talented English poet. I wish I knew for sure who. My guess that the poet was dialogue coach Eugene Walter, who also invented Hylette Adolphe’s nonexistent language and who did the English dialogue for A Director’s Notebook, and who appeared in 8 ½. For years and years and years I found it so frustrating that I could never get a good copy of the English version. Finally, in desperation, I wrote a long long long letter, with lengthy excerpts from the English dialogue, to a well-known chap at MGM/UA, who brushed me off but then immediately withdrew the subtitled version from the Swank catalogue and replaced it with the English version, and who then supplied Turner Classic Movies (or was it American Movie Classics?) with the English version for a series of Academy Award losers. (And then the station censored it! Argh.) And then when it finally came out on DVD, guess what? Option for the English track. Hooray! The English track is most interesting. As with the Italian track, there is nothing even vaguely resembling lip-synch. Often this was achieved by Fellini giving the actors slightly different dialogue in the dubbing studio. “At first the boy wanted to refuse me his flower” became “At first the boy would not have me pick his flower.” And Greek and Latin became Italian: Encolpius became Encolpio; Ascyltus became Ascilto. Of course, actors, being actors, try to do their best and, against all direction, dub their lines in synch. So Fellini simply ordered the sound mixers to put the lines out of synch by moving them ahead or behind by half a second or so. And yes, Fellini really did direct the English dubbing. I read that somewhere. Don’t remember where. He also directed the dubbing for two other versions. Maybe the French and the German? Don’t know. Wish I did. The end credits misspell Joseph Wheeler as Joseph Weelher. Oh well. And Donyale Luna was also in one of my favorite films, Skidoo.

Fellini’s original ideas for the film, which I don’t think he ever pursued seriously, were to have it star Groucho Marx as a pimp and Mae West as the emperor’s mother, along with Danny Kaye and Jimmy Durante. Now that would have been one heck of a movie! Especially since he originally wanted all his actors to deliver their lines in Latin.

The out-of-print laserdisc from Criterion has a nice extra: Ciao, Federico!, an idolatrous behind-the-scenes docu by Gideon Bachmann. The idolatry distressed Fellini terribly, and we can see why, but it’s still such a great source of info that it’s truly invaluable.

Fellini shot 262,480 feet for this film. That’s 48 hours 36 minutes and 27 seconds. The version we see now is about 2 hours and 9 minutes. It seems that the world première (was it at Cannes?) was nine or ten minutes longer, but I think it was Fellini who shortened the film for general release, not some production ogre. At least Osiride Pevarello’s part remained intact. When the soldiers assassinate the emperor, he’s the one who shouts out in victory, “Il tiranno è morto!” (“The tyrant is dead!”). How splendidly animated he is delivering that one not-really-so-simple line! But, of course, someone else dubbed his voice in the English version. Drat.


Oh. It is available on DVD, but in PAL-system Region 2, which won’t play on American equipment.
No English. French subtitles.

I CLOWNS / THE CLOWNS
(1970)

This is one of my all-time favorite movies. I find it endlessly enchanting. Why? Because Osiride Pevarello has a major part in it! His is the first voice you hear heaving up a circus tent during the opening credits. He is the talker (never call them barkers!!!!!) with the megaphone when the circus first opens. He is the master of ceremonies for all the clown and spectacular acts under the big top. And then he appears again at what I guess could be called the Funeral for the Unknown Clown at the end. What could possibly be more satisfying than that? (Answer: Having him in all the scenes.) He’s credited at the end simply as Peverello. Oh, and Pierre Etaix is in it too! And two portraits of Buster Keaton are on display in his living room! Look also for a candid photo of Charlie Chaplin having a drink with a clown named Bario. I don’t think that photo has ever been published!

For the third and final time in his directorial career, Fellini used direct sound! But only a little bit.

This is Fellini’s second made-for-TV movie. As such, it was shot at Academy 1:1.375 and needs to be shown that way. If you find that it’s shown widescreen anywhere, burn the cinema down. Note to projectionists: Run it at 25 frames per second, not 24. (Do your projectors have variable speed? If not, you need to upgrade them.) I read somewhere that the television broadcast was shorter than the cinema release. Could well be. Oddly, though I clowns was made for television, it premièred at a cinema, with Fellini and his wife Giulietta Masina treated as royalty in their box seats. My friends Diane Christian and Bruce Jackson were there for the première. Oh god am I jealous.

Thanks, Molly, for burning a DVD-R of my ancient VHS for me!



The Italian DVD from Istituto Luce lists Alberto Sordi and Marcello Mastroianni on the front cover, but, alas, they are deleted, as this is the short version. Phooey! Italian audio only, with optional English subtitles. (Region 2 PAL system, which won’t play properly on most US/Canadian equipment)
The long-out-of-print Italian PAL VHS from Istituto Luce

ROMA
(1972)

Don’t believe the posters. And don’t believe the reference books. The title of this film is simply Roma. That’s it. Nothing more. It is not, was not, and I hope never will be called Fellini’s Roma. It’s just Roma.

There have been multiple versions of this film. I was so happy to win on eBay, a few months ago, an out-of-print Italian VHS of this film that proudly announced on the cover A SORDI and M MASTROIANNI. If you’ve seen the film, you’ll probably try to remember Alberto Sordi and Marcello Mastroianni being in it, and you probably won’t be able to. And if you watch it a second time, it’s clear that they’re not there. Well, they were. Once upon a time. And I now have the video to prove it! The PAL-speed running time is 2:02:31, which means that when shown at cinemas at the correct speed, it would run 2:07:37. Check that against the DVD and VHS and laserdisc you have at home. Your copies are, of course, a mere 1:59:26. Well, don’t feel like you’re the only ones who’ve been swindled. Even the print that Cinecittà circulates as part of its touring Fellini retro is the short version. Alberto Sordi dines at a sidewalk café shortly before Gore Vidal’s scene. And Marcello Mastroianni dines at the sidewalk café shortly after Gore Vidal’s scene. The remaining difference of about five minutes consists of slightly more languidly paced editing, but no extra scenes or shots. According to Tempi Moderni, the DVD is indeed complete. But Tempi Moderni is wrong!!!!!

Speaking of Gore Vidal, he once told a story, but I can’t remember where that interview was published. His scene was shot several times, and he and his table companions improvised it differently each time. When it came time to go to the foley studio for dubbing, Fellini handed Vidal an Italian translation of his dialogue. Vidal, who can speak Italian well enough to get by, but certainly not with native eloquence, was intimidated by the transcript, which was more literate than he could speak easily or quickly. He tried over and over again to dub his lines, but his image on screen always finished speaking before he did. Exasperated, he turned to Fellini and demanded in frustration: “Come on. You’re a great director. Tell me how to deliver these lines.” Fellini calmly said, “Take a deep breath before you talk.” Vidal did, and dubbed his lines perfectly. Fellini then concluded, “You see; I am a great director.”

But hey, when I saw Roma on cable TV and then on VHS, Vidal’s lines were all in English! He apparently dubbed them both ways!

But it’s really more complicated that that. The opening credits were entirely remade for the US release, and they were, of course in English. A narrator, who pretends to be Fellini but whose voice is entirely different, speaks English with an Italian accent, explaining that the film we are about to see is not a traditional narrative, but a series of impressions. No such introductory narration appeared anywhere in the Italian version. This same mysterious VO actor continued to deliver all of Fellini’s narration. I didn’t understand why. And then a few of the scenes were in English. Not only Vidal’s, but also the tunnel excavation, Princess Domitilla, the Ecclesiastical Fashion Show. They were all in English. And the actors had delivered their lines in English. Obviously. But Anna Magnani, who delivered her lines in Italian, dubbed her lines in English.

Finally, after years and years of waiting, I saw the Italian version on the big screen. It was entirely in Italian. Even Vidal’s scene. Even the excavation. Even the Princess and the fashion show. Even Magnani. But Fellini’s narration was still dubbed by someone else. Most of the time. You hear his own voice once or twice, briefly.

The VHS, issued in 1991, is the US release version. The laserdisc, which came out in 1993 and has almost identical artwork, is the Italian version. The DVD is also the Italian version. The film was shot at 1:1.85, but whenever you look up the references, they insist that it was shot at 1:1.66. Nope. Sorry guys. It was 1:1.85. Believe me. Whoever mastered the DVD was apparently told to make it 1:1.66 to match the references. And so it is. And so the sides are lopped off. Word is that even the Istituto Luce DVD is wrongly letterboxed at 1:1.66. The laserdisc is 1:1.78, but whether this is by revealing more of the width or less of the height I have not yet had time to determine.

The British DVD apparently has numerous different dubs as options. One of the options seemingly is for an all-English dub! I must purchase it someday soon, before it goes out of print. It has the same running time as the US DVD, and was probably just a video conversion from NTSC to PAL, rather than a fresh transfer.


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AMARCORD / I REMEMBER
(1973)

If you’ve never seen a Fellini film, this is probably the one to start with.

Yes, we were all confused by the title. Back in 1994 or thereabouts an Italian professor introduced a showing of the film at the Eastman House and she explained that it was in the Rimini dialect, and that it was equivalent to “Mi ricordo.” There was a sigh of relief and recognition (“Ahhhhhh!”) among the several hundred people in the auditorium.

If you saw this film outside of the Soviet Union, you probably saw the complete version. It’s 1:1.85, and I absolutely hated the cropped version that used to show on the cable stations, because it completely killed the gag with the bouquet toward the end of the film.

If you saw the English dub, don’t worry. Fellini directed the English dubbing. That’s why Gradisca became Si-vous-plait and that’s why Volpina became Venus and that’s why Biscein became Pinwheel. He needed to find easy-to-understand English equivalents to the Italian names that would sort of lip-synch. Fortunately the Criterion DVD includes both soundtracks.

I hope someone preserved the outtakes. Let Fellini tell his tale (Chandler, I, Fellini, p 180):

Magali [Noël] was glad to be working with me again. She is one of the most cooperative actresses I have ever known. She would do anything I asked. Anything. For a scene that was later cut, I asked her to bare her chest, which she did without hesitation.
I had to cut her favorite scene as Gradisca, and I’m not sure she has ever forgiven me. I hope she has. The scene is in front of the local cinema at night with the camera moving in slowly until it reaches Gradisca standing beside a poster of Gary Cooper. She is gazing up worshipfully at her hero as she files her nails. He was a man any woman would love. I had to cut the scene. It would have made Gradisca the central character, and this was not a picture about Gradisca.
When I asked Magali if she liked the picture, she bit her lip and bravely tried to smile, but her eyes were still red from crying.


A beautiful poster

An evocative poster

A boring poster

In 2003 or thereabouts it finally came to DVD! PAL system and Region 2, which won’t play on American equipment. It has both the English and Italian tracks, and optional English subtitles and Italian captions. 1:1.85.

FELLINI’S CASANOVA / IL CASANOVA DI FEDERICO FELLINI
(1976)

I keep reading in the various books that the correct title of this film is simply Casanova. That’s probably right, but I’ve never seen a print or poster that gave that title. Fellini’s name is always incorporated.

The posters announced, not quite correctly, that this was Fellini’s first film in English. But they neglected to mention that two of Willie Wonka’s Oompah-Loompahs are in it!

This is one of my favorite Fellini films, but I can’t find too many people who agree with me. Audiences walk out in droves, bored to numbness. I don’t understand why. Maybe they can’t relate to it because they don’t have dreams at night.

Incidentally, it was United Artists that imposed the condition that the actors speak English on camera. So most of them did, most of the time. But Bernardino Zapponi’s script, naturally, was in Italian. Who could put it into English? Answer: Gore Vidal! Vidal not only put it into English, he got Fellini’s approval to rewrite a few scenes. In the end, though, Fellini kept only portions of Zapponi, deleted Vidal, and hired an uncredited Tonino Guerra for rewrites. Anthony Burgess then put the result into English. Burgess, of course, is not credited in the Italian version.

Here’s a little tidbit from John Baxter’s Fellini: The Biography (New York: St Martin’s Press, 1993), p 313:

At three and a half hours, the film demanded severe editing. Almost every supporting actor lost his or her major speech. Those that remained were extensively rewritten for the English-language version by novelist Anthony Burgess. Some sequences disappeared altogether, including Chesty Morgan’s entire rôle as the maid Barbarina, and an Arabian Nights idyll in which Casanova is brought by gondola to a Venetian seraglio, watched by adoring harem girls, then enjoys a homosexual dalliance with a beautiful black man. Casanova admits to a few homosexual acts in the memoirs but Fellini, typically, believed that the great lover’s compulsive womanising was, in part at least, a flight from homosexuality. ‘You do not know women and you do not know yourself,’ Casanova is lectured in the original screenplay. ‘You do not pursue women; you flee them. Loving that many means that what you are seeking is probably a man.’ The speech, like the homosexual encounter in the harem, was cut.

Considering that Chesty Morgan is prominently mentioned in the opening credits, it is reasonable to assume that at some time her scenes were included in a release print of the film. Interestingly, a documentary called I’m a Born Liar includes an excerpt from an interview with Donald Sutherland, who talks about one of the above-mentioned scenes from Casanova in which, on a raft, Casanova makes love with a man. A clip is shown. As for Chesty Morgan, a supplementary disc in the Italian Fellini DVD box set includes a mute clip from her scene. I’m sure there’s plenty more buried in the studio vaults. We need to rescue this footage.

Charlotte Chandler, in her book I, Fellini, states that the film is 2 hours and 50 minutes long. Other sources state that the original Italian release was about 2 hours and 46 minutes long. By the time the film got to the US it was merely 2 hours and 35 minutes long. The longer versions apparently had a narrative framing device that revealed the entire film was a dream. Only the smallest vestige of that remains in the short version, a vestige so small that its meaning is altered.

Baxter again:

Neither Grimaldi nor Universal was happy with the result. Universal representatives flew to Rome from Hollywood in the hope of convincing Fellini to cut an hour. The film was not erotic, they complained. ‘Casanova is life!’ one of them chided. ‘Is strength, courage, faith. He is the joy of living. Understand, Fefé? Why have you made him a zombie?’ Fellini had already cut a number of major scenes to get the Italian running time down to 165 minutes. Now Ruggero Mastroianni and his team went through the Italian version and removed another fifteen [sic] minutes for the French and English markets without deleting a single scene.

I visited a projectionist who was running this movie back in 1976 or 1977, and I did a double-take when I saw that he was running it at 1:1.66 and was filling the screen at that ratio. I had never before seen an Italian film that could be shown that way. He led me over to the shipping bands, which, like the shipping bands of yore (ca 1950s), stated:

MINIMUM ASPECT RATIO 1:1.375
MAXIMUM ASPECT RATIO 1:2.00
PREFERRED ASPECT RATIO 1:1.85

And then he told me that after seeing the film, he would in the future run it at 1:1.85, because a few shots revealed black bars at the top and bottom of the 1:1.66 screen. (I have since seen two Italian films shot between the 1:1.85 years of 1962 and 1980 that were indeed shot at 1:1.66: Rocco e i suoi fratelli and Il conformista. I’m sure there are others too — probably 1900, but I’m not sure. And the few Lina Wertmüller films I’ve seen were all shot, or at least cropped in the lab, at 1:1.75. Just in case you wanted to know.)

When it showed on cable TV (the foreign and older films were the only reason I subscribed to the Playboy Channel — and when they quit showing them, I quit subscribing) I understood why the opening credits were 1:1.85 and I understood why that dissolved to the first shot proper of the film, which was full-screen 1:1.375. But then I didn’t understand why the rest of the film was cropped. I understood only when I saw another print, which had been cropped in the lab, from beginning to end, at 1:1.85. I was furious. Why can’t the labs just leave it alone?

Cinecittà includes in its Fellini retro a print of Casanova, and I was so thrilled that I would finally see an extra 11 minutes or so. Nope. It was the same 2-hour-35-minute print I had seen elsewhere. But dubbed into Italian. Oh. If you’re worried, like I was, that no one could possibly do justice to Donald Sutherland’s distinctive voice, well, you’re right, but don’t worry. In the Italian version he was dubbed by the great Luigi “Gigi” Proietti!

There are other differences. The opening credits of the English version list Anita Sanders as Assistant Director. The Italian credits don’t. The Italian credits, of course, credit Gigi Proietti, and the English credits, of course, don’t.

Did you notice that was Diane Kourys as the daughter Charpillon? Neither did I. I need to look again. Wow.


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PROVA D’ORCHESTRA / ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL
(1979)

Fellini works for TV once again! Rule # 1: No more than 80 minutes. Rule # 2: Lots of close-ups. But here’s what I don’t understand. If it was shot for TV, why was it shot at 1:1.85? Normally TV films are shot at the relatively large Academy 1:1.375 aperture. If you want to release them theatrically later on, you just make sure that nothing important happens at the top and bottom of the image, because that’s what the cinema will crop off. But this film was shot at the much smaller 1:1.85 aperture, with nothing much important happening on the sides. So if you crop off the sides and enlarge the middle to fill a TV screen, it will look just fine. I don’t know if it was shot at 24fps or 25fps. If you know, write to me. Thanks.

Surprisingly, a lot of people don’t like this movie. Apparently they don’t see anything remarkable about it. If you’re one of those people, here’s a helpful hint: Take your eyes off the subtitles for a moment and look at the faces. If a picture can speak a thousand words, a thousand pictures can speak a....


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LA CITTÀ DELLE DONNE / THE CITY OF WOMEN
(1980)

Franco Rossellini of Felix Cinematografica and Bob Guccione of Penthouse magazine produced this film. They signed a contract with Fellini for four films: La città delle donne, an untitled project, Il viaggio di G Mastorna, and something called Woman with a Hoop and Sword. Well, we all know about ill-starred Mastorna, but what were the other two projects?

Guccione kept pestering Fellini to add more and more sex, more and more explicitly, to the film. Fellini refused, and Guccione thought him a prude. When the other Rossellini-Guccione film, Caligula, disintegrated into expensive and protracted legal suits, they canceled the remaining three Fellini films. Finally they canceled this one too, and turned it over to Franco Rossellini’s cousin at Gaumont Italia, who saw the film through to its completion.

This is one of Fellini’s greatest films, but, like its two predecessors, it was a monumental flop. Shot at 1:1.85.

More stuff that no one, but no one, has commented on before: Back probably in the early 1970s Robert Klein recorded a comic monologue concerning sexual symbolism in TV commercials. One of his examples was an advertisement that concluded with the boy and girl kissing as a train entered a tunnel. “You don’t have to be Fellini to understand that!” And so how did Fellini begin this film? With a train entering a tunnel! But the symbolism here is not sexual. Instead, it’s a descent into the unconscious.

And something else that no one has commented on: The character of Dott Katzone (or Dr Zübercock in the subtitles) is an obvious parody of producer Bob Guccione, with his failed attempt at regained youth, his shirt unbuttoned to the waist revealing his barrel chest covered by gold necklaces and medallions, his pack of vicious guard dogs, his celebration of his ten-thousandth sexual conquest.

Variety (weekly), Wednesday, 4 March 1981, p 22 col 3, reported that “Running time since European bow has been nominally reduced from 140 to 138 mins.” So what was cut? By whom? Why? The only other cut I know of is in the opening credits:

Original version, as seen on the VHS from New Yorker Films

Revised version, as seen on the DVD from New Yorker Films

Should I wonder why?



The ad from Variety (weekly) 306 no 1, 3 February 1982, p 95

This was a project long in the works. Originally it was going to be four feature films produced by Franco Rossellini (Felix Cinematografica) and Bob Guccione (Penthouse/Viva), but then things happened and later it would be a series of four TV movies. And by this time apparently that had been upped to six. What were these? Does anybody know? If you know, please let me know. Thanks!!!


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E LA NAVE VA / AND THE SHIP SAILS ON
(1983)

What a nice movie! Oh so nice! My only regret is that Osiride Pevarello was cut out of it. I hope someone has his footage somewhere. This film, of course, was in Italian. Even the Germans spoke Italian, despite not being able to speak it. Except in the scene where they couldn’t understand the Italian speaker Orlando. In that scene they spoke German. But Orlando, played by Freddie Jones who couldn’t speak Italian, spoke English on camera. He was dubbed into Italian, and the English subtitles are exact transcriptions of what his mouth is really saying. But of course there was an English version in which nearly everyone was dubbed into English, including Freddie Jones. Like a total fool, I forgot to record the English version when it was on cable TV, and now it will probably never show up again. 1:1.85.


BITTER CAMPARI
(1984)

You’ve never heard of this one? That’s because it’s one minute long and because it was a TV commercial. It’s rarely shown anymore. I have it on VHS in storage somewhere, recorded off a cable show hosted by George Plimpton. It’s really nice. But not as nice as Fellini’s later TV commercials.


The full-screen VHS The needlessly “widescreen” DVD The poster

GINGER E FRED / GINGER AND FRED
(1985)

Well, after making a TV commercial, why not make a whole movie about TV commercials? I’m being a bit unfair. It’s about more than TV commercials. This is not a typical Fellini film (it’s really a Giulietta Masina film, as it was her idea), and on my first two viewings I wasn’t too impressed. But once I saw it on the big screen... oh! It’s nice. It’s one of Fellini’s most heartfelt, moving, and bittersweet films ever. And those same two Oompah-Loompahs are in it!

This is 1:1.375. Sort of. You can argue that it’s 1:1.85. Both arguments are correct. The film was composed for cropping at 1:1.85 for cinemas, but shot with the taller 1:1.375 aperture so that it could be shown on television. No big deal. That’s quite normal for movies — even Italian movies shot in the 1980s and later. But, again, it’s not that simple. For this film Fellini shot a goodly number of fake TV commercials, fake TV shows, fake TV talk shows, and fake TV music videos. These were to be shown on TV monitors in the background, and these, of course, were shot at 1:1.375 without any provision for cropping. Where it gets complicated is where Fellini, in the editing suite, had second thoughts and cut some of his commercials into the film proper, filling the entire screen. So if we crop most of the film properly at 1:1.85, we’ll totally ruin the few TV commercials that fill the entire height of the image. Solution: Run it at 1:1.375. It’s the only way to do it properly. For Cinecittà’s subtitled Fellini-retro prints, the lab wisely put the subtitles right at the bottom of the frame so that no projectionist in his right mind would even think of cropping it at widescreen.

I’m not sure, but that might be Osiride Pevarello who hands the bouquet of flowers to the transvestite. I’ve slowed the film down and watched it frame by frame, but I can’t really be sure. His face seems wider, but just before he disappears we get a good look at his distinctive nose, and that looks like Osiride’s nose.

It’s also available, without English subtitles, on a properly full-screen DVD in Italy, as part of the Fellini box set.

Now, Cinecittà’s Fellini retro includes a film called La TV di Fellini, a collection of the fake commercials and fake TV show segments that Fellini shot but which were largely cut from the final version of Ginger e Fred. These are included as a supplement to Koch-Lorber’s DVD of La dolce vita as well as on Istituto Luce’s Ultima sequenza DVD. On the tiny TV screen in your living room they’re mildly amusing. But on the big screen they’re screamingly funny. Why doesn’t the music synch? Simply because it was never recorded. The folks who found this footage and released it just put some of the film’s other music over the mute music videos. In the other sequences, listen carefully. What you sometimes hear is not the final revoiced version, because there wasn’t any, but the direct sound, with Fellini talking in the background and even giving actors their lines! Precious stuff!


ALTA SOCIETÀ RIGATONI BARILLA
(1986)

Another minute-long TV commercial. I think I saw this once, but I need to see it again. Does anyone have this on video? If you do, write to me. Thanks!


The “widescreen” DVD The poster The full-screen VHS

INTERVISTA / INTERVIEW
(1987)

Like Ginger e Fred, this was composed for cropping at the cinema at 1:1.85 but shot at the much taller Academy 1:1.375 aperture. But it looks so much better without the cropping. Realizing this, for the touring retro prints, Cinecittà put the subtitles right at the bottom of the frame again, forcing the few projectionists who know the difference to run it with the taller image. This, I think, is Fellini’s first stereo film. But Fellini never needed stereo. His sound technique, probably the best of any filmmaker’s, is perfect in mono. Result: Though recorded in stereo, it sounds like mono. I haven’t studied the sound on proper equipment, but it wouldn’t surprise me if all the sound is on the center channel.

The DVD available in the US is, sadly, letterboxed. Sigh....


As a stand-alone title, this is out of print. PAL system. In other words, it won’t play properly on American equipment. No English subtitles. But it’s still available as part of a box set.

LA VOCE DELLA LUNA / THE VOICE OF THE MOON
(1990)

This is my favorite Fellini film of all. It is the most convincingly dreamlike, the most hallucinatory, the most magical of all his works. I’ve seen it on the big screen three times, and audiences despise it. The first two times I saw it, in Toronto, when the lights came up the folks in the audience were looking for blood. Never have I heard so many people raging so angrily. They took the film as a personal insult. The third time I saw it I didn’t hear complaints; I just saw people walking out in droves. So I prefer this one on video. It wasn’t meant for the world. It was meant for me and for the few people like me. Too bad it’s never been released in the Americas. 1:1.85.

No. The reference books, and even Cinecittà’s program notes, are wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!!!!! The title of the film is The Voice of the Moon, not Voices of the Moon. Egad how can so many people get that wrong?


BANCA DI ROMA
(1992)

A series of three commercials, each running two minutes. In each, Paolo Villaggio describes a nightmare to his shrink — played by Fernando Rey! — who tells him that the only way to cure his psychological ills is to open an account at Banca di Roma. These are the best commercials I’ve ever seen. Oh how I’d love to get these on video. If you’ve got copies, give me a holler. Thanks!